- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- Me: I'm so fat
- Me: I need to diet
- Me: I should start running
- Me: Omg I need to lose weight
- Me: Ugh I am so gross
- Me: I should eat healthier
- -parents come home from supermarket-
- Me: Yolo
“high school is the best four years of your lif-“
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
//reblog.
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
me after hearing first word
CHILDHOOD. ♥
Flawless.
SING BITCHES
(Source: charoite)
